The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and Michelle Obama have joined forced to promote an aggressive new school nutrition campaign touted as a cross between “If You See Something, Say Something” and “Let’s Move!” Dubbed “Snack Watch” by the administration, the program is intended to eliminate school-age obesity by rewarding children who snitch on their junk food-scarfing classmates.
The $432 billion program was unveiled at a joint press conference held by Michelle Obama and Janet Napolitano before a horde of thrilled young people, as well as loyal teacher and food service union workers.
Wow! How things have changed in just a few short years. Whenever I was in school, we were taught to NOT be a "tattle tail". Now, they are encouraging such behavior. Geez!
When I was in school we never even cared what someone was eating unless it was worms.
Uhh…
…I think it’s parody, but that it seems believable tells us just how far we have fallen.
Dang Ed! You’re right. Now THAT is scary!